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Motivation for Gun’s Alexandria Shooting Unknown

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Shortly after a gun forced a man to shoot down GOP softball players as the sun woke up over Alexandria this morning, the media and certain politicians began to wonder, why did the gun do it?  Before the gun’s patsy, who some callously call the “shooter” died, New York Times faux conservative David Frum suggested it was those terrible pro-gun laws in Virginia that caused the long gun to target GOP ball players in the Alexandria shooting.

Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, a faux governor, also suggested that once again society had failed the gun by not controlling it.  Indeed, in one of the only obviously true facts in this story, the Governor suggested that 93 million Americans were killed each day by guns.  You can’t make that up, even in a satire piece.

People don’t kill people … guns kill people.  The American media and the Virginia Governor want you to be clear on that fact.

What makes guns do it?  Law enforcement too was baffled by the gun’s behavior.  An FBI source reading from a leaked Comey Memo suggested that perhaps that the Russians were behind it, or that at a minimum the very strange behavior of Mr. Trump might be a factor in the gun’s actions. An FBI profiler, who refused to be identified, said that while the FBI has reams of data on people, it has not one scintilla of datum on why guns choose to kill.

Anti-gun crusaders are still mystified about how guns choose their shooters, and what they do to force shooters to collaborate with them.  A local detective, speaking off the record, suggested that perhaps this gun chose its shooter, James Hodgkinson through profiling.  The Detective noted, “you didn’t hear it from me, but we think the gun choose this guy because he was an old, white guy in his 60’s.”  When pressed further he explained, “The gun obviously needed someone attracted to baseball.”

A local mental health enthusiast from the Arlandria dead zone between Arlington and Alexandria shared her a theory that law enforcement and the media are hunting down.  Perhaps the gun was schizophrenic?  Experts wondered why the gun would turn on its own.  Why would a gun target a baseball field full of NRA supporters who fund, lobby for, and support both the Second Amendment and those who faithfully support guns?

Meanwhile, in conservative media, some are still suggesting that it was the shooter who was somehow responsible, while laughingly suggesting that the shooters hate for President Trump and the GOP played any role at all in the shooting.  “These wing-nuts never stop pushing this “people kill people” crap, noted one CNN reporter as he furiously scribbled down DNC talking points.

Here is what we know so far.  James Hodgkinson approached two Congressman and asked if the baseball players were republican or democrat.  Congressman Duncan confirmed they were Republicans.  Hodgkinson, then under the spell of a gun that forced him to fire, reload, and continue firing, began pointing at the ballplayers as the gun, mercilessly shot them.

The media has ruled out any connection between Hodgkinson’s threats and virulent hate for republicans on social media and the shooting.  In fact, most media experts are convinced the gun picked Hodgkinson as a dupe, just for that reason, hoping to throw the scent of the motivation off itself to the shooter.

Hodgkinson was killed by another gun, which chose an American hero as an owner.

The GOP shooting gun, however, survived the altercation.  It is under-going a psyche evaluation after being handled with kid gloves during an interrogation.  So far, under both scientific study and interrogation, the gun refuses to make a statement or to tell local authorities why it chose the shooter, or why it chose its victim.

It’s a classic case of the long thin, cold, steel line of silence.  Guns don’t rat on other guns.

If this gun cracks, we will be the first to report it.  Meanwhile, tune in tomorrow to find out why the cars of drunk drivers decide to kill people.

Here’s a PSA from the sitting Virginia Governor – Please stay indoors tomorrow to avoid being one of the 93 million Americans killed by guns each day.  He assures all Americans, this will all be over in 3.5 days.


Author: Richard Kelsey

Richard Kelsey is the Editor-in-Chief of Committed Conservative.

He is a trial Attorney and author of a #11 best-selling book on Amazon written on higher education, “Of Serfs and Lords: Why College Tuition is Creating a Debtor Class”

Rich is also the author of the new Murder-Mystery series, “The ABC’s of Murder,” book one is titled, “Adultery.”

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In 2014 he was elected by the graduating class as the faculty speaker at their graduation.

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