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EXCLUSIVE: Dispatches from the Resistance (Report No. 1)

Editor's Note:  In an effort to be fair and balanced, Committed Conservative has embedded a left-wing correspondent deep within the American Resistance to report...

White House Announces Opening for Press Secretary

WASHINGTON - The Trump administration today announced that it is currently accepting applications for press secretary. Sean Spicer, President Donald J. Trump's first press secretary,...

Facebook Goes Down; American Productivity Increases by 837%

MENLO PARK, CA (Real Fake News) - As Facebook and its affiliates, Instagram and Snapchat, suffered outages lasting throughout the day, October...

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Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

Pulitzer Prize Awarded to Journalist for Exposé of Melania Trump’s Pants

NEW YORK (Real Fake News) - The Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism announced today that the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting has...

Motivation for Gun’s Alexandria Shooting Unknown

Shortly after a gun forced a man to shoot down GOP softball players as the sun woke up over Alexandria this morning, the media...

Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

EARTH (Real Fake News) - As we enjoy the blessings of the utopia in which we are now privileged to live, it behooves us...

Republicans Pick Up Pivotal Arizona Senate Seat

PHOENIX (Real Fake News) - Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey announced today that he has appointed former Republican Senator John Kyl to the Senate seat...