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The Political Hypochondriacs

We all have that one friend. The one you met for the first time and you were sure they were dying. Man, you felt...

Sanders Pledges to Remove Christmas as a Federal Holiday

Washington (REAL FAKE NEWS) - In a closed door meeting that never happened, Bernie Sanders didn't say anything even remotely close to...

National Capital to Be Renamed “District of Indigenous Peoples”

WASHINGTON (Real Fake News) - Today it was discovered that when the Affordable Care Act was passed in 2009, buried deep within it was...

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Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

Pulitzer Prize Awarded to Journalist for Exposé of Melania Trump’s Pants

NEW YORK (Real Fake News) - The Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism announced today that the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting has...

Motivation for Gun’s Alexandria Shooting Unknown

Shortly after a gun forced a man to shoot down GOP softball players as the sun woke up over Alexandria this morning, the media...

Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

EARTH (Real Fake News) - As we enjoy the blessings of the utopia in which we are now privileged to live, it behooves us...

Republicans Pick Up Pivotal Arizona Senate Seat

PHOENIX (Real Fake News) - Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey announced today that he has appointed former Republican Senator John Kyl to the Senate seat...