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EXCLUSIVE: Dispatches from the Resistance (Report No. 1)

Ken Falkenstein - March 13, 2017

Editor's Note: In an effort to be fair and balanced, Committed Conservative has embedded a left-wing correspondent deep within the American Resistance to report...

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White House Announces Opening for Press Secretary

Ken Falkenstein - April 11, 2017

WASHINGTON - The Trump administration today announced that it is currently accepting applications for press secretary. Sean Spicer, President Donald J. Trump's first press secretary,...

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Facebook Goes Down; American Productivity Increases by 837%

Ken Falkenstein - October 4, 2021

MENLO PARK, CA (Real Fake News) - As Facebook and its affiliates, Instagram and Snapchat, suffered outages lasting throughout the day, October...

The Political Hypochondriacs

March 5, 2017

New York Times Calls for Banning Airplanes to End Terrorism

September 11, 2019

National Capital to Be Renamed “District of Indigenous Peoples”

October 10, 2017

Study: Majority of Liberals Are Tolerant of People Who Agree With...

March 13, 2018

Washington Redskins Change Name to “Social Justice Warriors”

July 14, 2020

Sanders Pledges to Remove Christmas as a Federal Holiday

March 3, 2020

Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

February 23, 2018

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Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

culture Ken Falkenstein - January 15, 2019

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

Pulitzer Prize Awarded to Journalist for Exposé of Melania Trump’s Pants

Don't Miss Ken Falkenstein - October 5, 2017

NEW YORK (Real Fake News) - The Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism announced today that the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting has...