Warsaw, Poland (REAL FAKE NEWS) – After three days of intense fighting by Jews contained in the Warsaw Ghetto against Nazi guards, the United Nations today overwhelmingly passed a resolution calling for a humanitarian ceasefire.
“We understand that living conditions in the Jewish community of Warsaw could be improved, but the taking of innocent German lives by these Jews is entirely unacceptable by the international community,” said UN Secretary-General Jacque Moreau.
“My home country of France obviously opposes Nazi Germany’s quest to conquer Europe, but we stand in complete solidarity with the Nazis in their righteous quest to rid Europe of the Jewish colonizers that have plagued us for centuries,” Mr. Moreau continued. “The containment of the Jews in Warsaw is a reasonable step toward this objective, and the Jews’ terroristic genocide of the Nazis during this recent uprising is just the latest example of their tyrannical ways.”
Jewish militant commander Mordecai Anielewicz responded to the UN resolution, stating, “We cannot and will not agree to a ceasefire because the Nazis have sworn to kill every single Jew, not only in Warsaw, but in all of Poland and Europe. So, we are fighting for our very survival.”
“That kind of pig-headed refusal to be reasonable demonstrates why the Nazis needed to round up the Jews for extermination in the first place,” said Greta Rosenblatt, a 23-year-old student at Harvard University. “As an American Jew, all I can say is that these Polish Jews ought to be ashamed of themselves.”
Author: Ken Falkenstein
Ken Falkenstein is the Managing Editor of Committed Conservative and brings a wealth of experience and expertise in public affairs to the job. Ken served in the U.S. Army in the last years of the Cold War as a Russian linguist for military intelligence and the NSA. After leaving the Army, he earned his degree in Secondary Education from Old Dominion University, where he also wrote a popular column in the student newspaper.
Upon graduation, Ken worked as a Legislative Aide to two Republican members of the Virginia House of Delegates. Ken also served as Corresponding Secretary of the Young Republican Federation of Virginia, managed several successful political campaigns, and managed governmental affairs operations for a local Realtor association.
In 1995, Ken moved to Washington, DC to serve as a Legislative Assistant to Sen. John Warner (R-VA). While working for Sen. Warner, Ken attended law school at night, earning his J.D. with honors from the George Mason University School of Law (n/k/a The Antonin Scalia Law School). Since that time, Ken has practiced as a civil litigation attorney, including serving for three years as an Associate City Attorney for the City of Virginia Beach, Virginia.
Ken previously was a contributor to the highly-regarded political blog Bearing Drift and was a weekly co-host of The Steve Batton Radio Program. In 2016, Ken ran unsuccessfully for the Virginia Beach School Board. Ken is also a former President of the Down Syndrome Association of Hampton Roads.
Ken now lives outside of Denver, Colorado with his wife, Kim, and three sons, Adam, Dylan, and Joshua, who has Down syndrome. Ken’s writing is motivated and informed primarily by his concern for his kids’ future.
