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BREAKING NEWS: Congressional Democrats Announce Immediate Resignations

WASHINGTON - In a stunning new development, it was learned today that Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak attended President Trump's speech to Congress last Tuesday...

Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

EXCLUSIVE: Dispatches from the Resistance (Report No. 1)

Editor's Note:  In an effort to be fair and balanced, Committed Conservative has embedded a left-wing correspondent deep within the American Resistance to report...

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Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

Pulitzer Prize Awarded to Journalist for Exposé of Melania Trump’s Pants

NEW YORK (Real Fake News) - The Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism announced today that the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting has...

Motivation for Gun’s Alexandria Shooting Unknown

Shortly after a gun forced a man to shoot down GOP softball players as the sun woke up over Alexandria this morning, the media...

Republicans Pick Up Pivotal Arizona Senate Seat

PHOENIX (Real Fake News) - Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey announced today that he has appointed former Republican Senator John Kyl to the Senate seat...

Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

EARTH (Real Fake News) - As we enjoy the blessings of the utopia in which we are now privileged to live, it behooves us...