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Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

EARTH (Real Fake News) - As we enjoy the blessings of the utopia in which we are now privileged to live, it behooves us...

Revealed: Internal Biden Campaign Memo on Schedule of Upcoming Health Afflictions

(As obtained by the Real Fake News division of Committed Conservative) TO: All campaign staff - FOR INTERNAL USE...

Nadler Subpoenas Trump to Appear Before Firing Squad, Bring Bullets

WASHINGTON, DC (Real Fake News) - House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) last night issued a subpoena on President Donald J....

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Tampax Launches New Ad Condemning “Toxic Femininity”

CINCINNATI (Real Fake News) - Responding to the #WhyMe movement of men across the country who have shared their stories of being...

Pulitzer Prize Awarded to Journalist for Exposé of Melania Trump’s Pants

NEW YORK (Real Fake News) - The Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism announced today that the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting has...

Motivation for Gun’s Alexandria Shooting Unknown

Shortly after a gun forced a man to shoot down GOP softball players as the sun woke up over Alexandria this morning, the media...

Planet Earth Declared Gun-Free Zone; World Peace Ensues

EARTH (Real Fake News) - As we enjoy the blessings of the utopia in which we are now privileged to live, it behooves us...

Republicans Pick Up Pivotal Arizona Senate Seat

PHOENIX (Real Fake News) - Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey announced today that he has appointed former Republican Senator John Kyl to the Senate seat...