Ken Falkenstein
PORTLAND, OR (Real Fake News) - Judge Michael J. McShane of the U.S. District Court in Portland, Oregon today issued an order declaring Article II of the United States Constitution to be null and void.
WASHINGTON (Real Fake News) - DC District Court Judge James Boasberg today ordered the Trump administration to stop its policy of requiring people to pay off their student loans.
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How seriously should we take Trump's talk about a 3rd term? Well, two things we know about Trump: (1) He loves triggering the Democrats and their "news" mafia by making outrageous claims about his plans. (2) He...
On Sunday, the AP published a story entitled, "Senators took down one Trump Cabinet pick. But the fight over their authority is just beginning." The thrust was that Matt Gaetz withdrew from being Trump's nominee for Attorney...
WASHINGTON (Real Fake News) - In the wake of the recent outbreak of the E. coli virus at McDonald's, President Joe Biden today appointed Vice President Kamala Harris to be his "Burger Czar" to handle this crisis.
Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, one of the most powerful Democrats in the country, on Wednesday condemned a passionate speech by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress as "by far the worst...
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After President Trump was shot and very nearly assassinated yesterday, prominent Democrats wasted no time running to microphones to express their "horror" and "relief" that he was safe. It was all platitudes.
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Who needs elections when we have elites who know better than us and are already making those decisions for us? Consider:
Colorado Supreme Court Removes Leading Candidate From 2024 Ballot
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Warsaw, Poland (REAL FAKE NEWS) - After three days of intense fighting by Jews contained in the Warsaw Ghetto against Nazi guards, the United Nations today overwhelmingly passed a resolution calling for a humanitarian ceasefire.